Friday, February 18, 2005

Save Money, Stay Thin

I been using CafePress and noticed when you're purchasing shirts you have to pay $3.00 extra for the 2x-Large size. More you, more material. Makes sense.

I guess, if you think about it, you could save money, pretty much, across the board...
  • Save money on food - buy less. And fruits and vegtables are more healthy than meat and dairy.
  • Your wardrobe - Less material to cover your ass. ;-)
  • Larger furniture - Bigger you, bigger bed, sofa, chair. (Maybe this one).

Anyway, you get my more money. Stop eating.

Oh Good Grief!

Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Drop Your Drawers...This is a Stick Up

This is why I HATE government...

The Virginia House of Delegates has tentatively approved a bill to crack down on people who wear low-riding pants.

Is this really what government is for? Is this the role of government, as we see it, or how it's defined? To waste tax dollars earned by hard working citizens I suppose.

Oh Good Grief!